The cheez king himself rallied a battle cry to his legion, a legion that which is composed of 25,000 cheezers.  The emperor has mentioned that this war shall not be fought with gold coin, but if not with words. The emperor has demanded loyalty and that everybody give a $1 for the mission so that if everyone does contribute, they should have enough for this campaign. Today’s fundraiser was organized very poorly with food scattered everywhere, not even the signature nacho station was setup. The war mongol had his sister try to gather up some people but to no avail, even going so far to join in on another fundraiser and take pictures with people to not look humiliated but the people know what evil exists and they want to stay clear of this evil. Our city is starting to see the desperate attempts and that nobody wants to take part of. A picture was sent to us of the pathetic showing.

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