Nobody goes to his fundraisers, so wants to go where there is people already.

It is no secret that the 25,000+ followers are not pulling through for the cheez. In recent turn outs, he’s only managed to scrap together the loyal sheep which is usually his rockstar sister, the chess guy, the super rich old lady who works at BISD, the tlacuache girl and a few extra others.  The plan now is, since nobody goes to the events, his plan is barge in on known establishments where there is always people and try to take selfies with the patrons and act like they were there for his event.  How low can someone go? Well someone unfortunately. If anybody sees the Cheez man, tell him when is he going to talk about his fraud and forgery indictments and most importantly, the dark secret he has been hiding all this time.