El marrano hits himself in the head riding a scooter.

Sometime last night,  el marrano de monte arrived to Dallas, TX for a conference.  While riding a scooter, the dumbass fell down and hit himself in the head almost killing himself again. Everyone knows that if you’re going to ride some type of 2 wheeled vehicle, whether it’s a bike, skateboard or even a scooter you need to wear adequate protection such as a helmet and pads.  Good thing he’s not allowed to drive for the time being.