Definitions and people

If you follow our page, you may wonder who are the certain people we talk about and what their nicknames are and some of the common words we use and why we use them.

People

Frank Mar aka “maruchan” aka Daddy Fangz, the blogger and admin of Nomorecheezmeh

Erasmo Castro aka Brownsville Cheezmeh aka El Marrano de Monte. Local blogger which from 2014 – 2019 we waged war against his tyranny but eventually people realized he wasn’t as crazy as chiskis and we moved on.

Vanessa Tijerina aka “La Chiskiada (chiskis)”, possibly the craziest person known online, political activist who ran for several political seats and failed, arrested 10 times but always claims that her arrests were caused by haters instead of her crack addiction which lead to the removal of her children on the day of June 3rd, 2020 known as ” the day”

Ofelia Moreno aka “La Doña”, first came on the scene as a guest co-host on Hablando al Chile and eventually started her own show titled “Una hora con la Doña”,

Anthony Riley Villegas “Pizzaface”, known for his bad acne at the time and wanted to fight, saw the truth and beef was squashed.

Bonnie Hernandez aka “La bon bon” aka “la farisea”, a local radio host (no longer) who first became known for being one of the main victims of harassment from la chiskiada. She eventually became known as “la farisea” for siding with la chiskiada and using the bible.

Jaime Contreras “La rosada”, nick name given originally Justice RGV for being a bit sometimes dramatic, eventually the name was adopted by himself.

Roy Marroquin aka “El trokero”, current love interest of la chiskiada who happens to drive an 18 wheeler for a living. La chiskiada has ensnared el trokero and is living with him at the present moment.

Cody Moreno aka “el sobrino (the nephew), part-time love interest of la chiskiada and former boyfriend who also happens to be her nephew. Has beat her up a few times and she has came back. Current whereabouts unknown.

Island Boy, a love interest of la chiskiada who is possibly from the Bahamas.

John Allen aka “The Patriot”, retired veteran who first came on the scene dooping la chiskiada on a live video and pretending that he was a fan and pranking her. Helped thwart a mass shooting at the Walmart in Weslaco and received recognition from the City of Mercedes (home town) for his heroic effort. After the November 3rd, 2020 election decided to lay low.

Lupe Olivarez aka “Luke Thompson”, guy who lives in Raymondville and actually went to high school with la chiskiada. 100x police reports have been made through the years against him by chiskis for driving on public street or by breathing air within 1000 yards.

Elver Gudo, no nickname. A man who resided in the Rio Grande Republic who was famously known for having a big penis and had plenty of women admirers. Died suddenly of unknown causes and laid to rest in the Raymondville City Cemetery. It was rumored that Elver may have had a relationship with la chiskiada when on a live beedio, she threw him a birthday shout out but this was never confirmed.

Brisamar Figueroa aka “Takauchi 69 / DJ Jellybean” aka “Horselover”, local drugdealer from Willacy Co. who was the personal bodyguard of la chiskiada during the senatorial campaign. Has various tattoos in her face that resemble a kids coloring book. Later was discovered that some years ago she allowed a male horse to get on top of her and have sex with her, has a tattoo on top of her eyebrows of that horse’s name “Brown Pride”

Lynn Guerrero aka “The Enabler”, lady from the Dallas / Ft. Worth area who randomly showed up and helped la chiskiada with money to get help , shortly after the money was received, la chiskiada got beat up, thus “enabling” her bad habits.

Evonne Contreras aka “La Cuh” (cuhhntreras), girl from Brownsville who kept attacking everyone who liked the nomorecheezmeh page. On a mugshot, she had a bad haircut which is known for the “cuh cut”

Velda Garcia aka “Baking Soda”, nick name given by Jaime Contreras to a fat lady out of Mercedes who ran unsuccessfully a few times in her hometown out of Mercedes. Was suspected of selling drugs to la chiskiada.

Mica Sanchez aka “La Scammer”. nick name given to a girl out of Mercedes who made bodyscrubs, makes claims about not being able to pay her bills and every couple of months is somehow “getting evicted” and needs help.

Definitions

Rio Grande Republic, the geopolitical region of the same area known as the Rio Grande Valley which is the most southern region in the continental US. Consists of 4 counties; Starr, Willacy, Hidalgo, and Cameron. There is one main area code 956 which covers all the counties. Roughly 1.5 million inhabitants are scattered across all 4 counties.

Fangz , the term used to describe fans of the page. Was first heard when La Cuh made a video, and when she tried to say the word fans, was heard saying “Fangzzz” and the term got stuck ever since.

Beedio, the term used to say “video”. Was first heard when Brisamar aka DJ Jellybean made a video and unable to pronounce consonants correctly, said the word “beedio” for video. The term has stuck ever since.

Stock(er,ing), term originally used by haters of our page unable to differentiate homophones (words that sound the same but mean something different). Haters claim we are “stalkers” but since they don’t know the correct spelling, frequently use “stocking”.

Chiskiada, term used to describe someone really fucking crazy, a level of crazy that breaks the standard of what is considered crazy. IE; la pinche chiskiada

Haters, term used to describe people that do not like our page. IE: Those fucking haters